Soft, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, because if you're going to spend all day bent over a garden bed, you might as well be comfortable. It has that lived-in, “I've been pulling weeds since dawn” feel right out of the package (we won't tell).
Unisex cut, roomy and a little long. If you're between sizes, go with the smaller one.
Side-seamed and pre-shrunk, with taped shoulders so it keeps its shape wash after wash.
100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a 52/48 cotton/poly blend)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, taped shoulders
Printed and shipped from the USA
Washing Instructions
Wash cold, inside out. It protects the print, like frost cloth on seedlings.
Tumble dry low or hang dry. High heat shrinks cotton and cracks prints.
Skip the bleach and fabric softener.
Ironing? Inside out, never directly on the design.
A little care and it comes back every season, like a good perennial.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: $4.95, or free on orders over $75. Every shirt is printed to order: 2–3 business days to make, then 3–7 days by USPS. You'll get tracking when it ships.
45-Day Happiness Guarantee: If it doesn't work out for any reason, email info@botanicalwear.com with your order number within 45 days of delivery. We'll send a replacement or a refund, and there's no need to send anything back. Original shipping isn't refundable.
We're gardeners running a business, not a corporation running scripts. Replies within 24–48 hours, depending on whether the weeds are winning.
Lightweight, soft tees made for real life and real gardens.
Quality that holds up
Durable fabric and long-lasting prints you won’t baby.
Growing Questions?
Each shirt is printed to order, which keeps waste down and prices fair.
Production: 2–3 business days to make your shirt
Shipping: 3–7 business days by USPS
Total: usually 5–10 business days door to door
You'll get tracking as soon as it ships. Need it by a specific date? Order two weeks ahead to be safe, especially around the holidays.
Most of our designs are unisex, which fits roomier and a little longer than a women's tee. Women's fitted styles say so in the description.
Between sizes? Go with the smaller one.
Best tip: measure a shirt you already love and compare it to the size chart. Brands vary, so the chart beats the tag.
Still unsure? Email info@botanicalwear.com and we'll help you pick.
45-Day Happiness Guarantee
If it doesn't work out for any reason, email info@botanicalwear.com with your order number within 45 days of delivery.
We'll send a replacement or a refund. No need to send anything back. Original shipping isn't refundable.
Wash cold and inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry, and skip the bleach and fabric softener. If you iron, do it inside out and never directly on the design.
A little care and it comes back every season, like a good perennial.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.7 / 5 from 1006 reviews.
My uniform yesterday 😊 very soft. I love it and get tons of compliments.
This was a gathering of “grads” of Marion Catholic High School, Classof 1965- all showing off their “Dirty Hoes Garden Society” t- shirts. Everyone enjoyed their shirts very much! Thank you, Jordan! Enjoy!
This shirt is nice quality, and the message is hysterical. I always get comments from folks who love it, and sometimes I get smirks from folks who are praying for my soul :) I got it in sweatshirt too, I need all the prayers I can get!
The shirt is adorable, however, the first time I'm wearing it and the seam is coming undone. Even more fun, I'm on a day long outing so I can't go home and change. So I get to just walk around with a giant hole in the side of my shirt.
love this shirt. I was a bit nervous about sizing but it is true to size. I am 5’2” 150 and the large was perfect. Not too tight and not too loose. I also ordered an xl just in case and it was too big. Super soft material as well!
Absolutely love these tees! The material is buttery soft and so comfortable! It arrived quickly and I immediately ordered 3 more! Definitely worth it to me! I have told all my friends about them!
It was a pleasure to receive this shirt and find the material to be of good quality fabric. The transaction from ordering, to receiving the product was seamless. Presenting the tee as a birthday gift and seeing it being worn was an extra bit of frosting on the cake 🍰 🥳🤗 TY
I love these t-shirts but I am 5' tall and the size small goes mid-thigh on me. Ugh, they need to be properly machine hemmed with the double row of stitching (using a double needle on the machine). And they need to be hemmed as much as you see in this photo on the green t-shirt.
Just a heads up for small petite women!
I wish more companies offered petite clothing. Buying clothes when one is short is a nightmare.
Unfortunately the stitches were missed on the left arm and I am not a seamstress but the shirt fits nice and is adorable, not sure what to do..
please assist on how to correct this.
Thank you
Cristi Westcott
Store owner replied:
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. I'm sorry your shirt arrived with a stitching issue on the sleeve.
We've already sent a replacement your way, and we appreciate the opportunity to make it right. Thank you for your support of our small business!
Botanical Wear
I love this so much!! Perfect for someone known for being an avid (and humorous) gardener. Fits “big”, which I love. I ordered a Large. If it were to fit “normal” size I would have gotten a Medium. But I like my T-shirts baggy-ish.