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Its A Lifestyle
Its A Lifestyle
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Description
Description
🌱 Garden-Soft Quality: Ultra-soft cotton, perfect for plant lovers.
🧑🌾 Unisex Fit: True-to-size, for all green thumbs (XS-4XL).
🌍 Eco-Friendly Cotton: Sustainably grown and garden-approved.
🌿 Built to Last: Durable and pre-shrunk, ideal for outdoor adventures.
🧺 Easy Care: Machine-wash cold, tumble dry, and get back to the garden.
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Keeper of the Plants
The One That Started the Chaos
This was our first hit—and honestly, it still holds up. It’s got crown energy, dirt under the nails, and a whole lot of “don’t touch my tomatoes” attitude. If you know, you know.
Silently Judging Your Plant Care
Because Some People Shouldn’t Own Plants
You don’t say it out loud—but your shirt does. For the ones who cringe at overwatered succulents, cringe harder at fake fiddle figs, and silently question that pothos on your coworker’s Zoom call.
It's Complicated
Because Sometimes Love Isn’t Enough
You water, you worry, you talk to them like they’re children—and they still wilt for no reason. This shirt is for every gardener who’s tried their best… and has the compost pile to prove it.