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Gardener Brain T-Shirt

Gardener Brain T-Shirt

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Description

The Everyday Essential

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton because if you're going to spend all day bent over a garden bed, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I've been pulling weeds since dawn" feel right out of the package (we won't tell). Premium, quality material with a retail fit that runs true to size - because nothing says "serious gardener" like a shirt that actually holds up to thorns, soil, and the occasional rogue cucumber vine. Side-seamed construction, pre-shrunk fabric, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability that lasts longer than your spring tomatoes.

Washing Instructions

Care & Feeding Instructions:

Washing:

  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers and shrinkage)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that design like you're protecting seedlings from frost - you're gonna wear this until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff (like how you separate tomatoes from everything else in the garden)
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks and planning next season's beds)

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain that soft, "I've been gardening for decades" texture
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting - treat it like a tender perennial
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles (unlike your garden plans, this one's easy to keep neat)

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents - they fade colors faster than full sun fades cheap garden markers
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture (we want that authentic cotton feel, not artificial fluff)
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing - because killing your plants is sad enough without also killing your favorite shirt

Care for your gear like you care for your garden: with patience, the right conditions, and zero shortcuts.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping is just $4.95. Hit $75 and it’s on us
Orders ship within 3 days - because unlike fast fashion, we don't believe in cutting corners. Once USPS picks it up, you're looking at 2-5 days delivery. Track your package like you track your first tomato ripening, or don't. Both approaches are valid.

Returns:

When Things Don't Take Root

We want you to love what arrives in your mailbox as much as that seed catalog you've been hoarding since February. If something shows up damaged, defective, or just not what you ordered, we'll fix it - no fertilizer required.

The details:

  • Damaged or defective? Full refund, zero hassle
  • You've got 30 days to reach out (longer than most seedlings take to germinate)
  • Email us at info@botanicalwear.com - real people, real responses, real appreciation for a good propagation metaphor

We're gardeners running a business, not a corporation running scripts. Something went sideways? Just tell us. We're all here for the same thing: celebrating the dirt-under-nails, season-after-season, "I've earned this harvest" life.

Policy subject to change like weather patterns, but we'll always keep it sensible.

Questions? Reach us at info@botanicalwear.com - responses within 24-48 hours (depending on whether the weeds are winning).

Made to Order: Total delivery time: 4-8 business days from order to your door.

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Growing Questions?

Each item is made to order just for you, which helps us reduce waste and keep prices fair. Here's what to expect: Production time: 2-3 business days to create your item Shipping time: 3-7 business days (US standard shipping) Total delivery: Typically 5-10 business days from order to doorstep We ship via USPS or similar carriers depending on your location. You'll receive tracking information once your order ships so you can follow along. Need it by a specific date? Order at least 2 weeks in advance to be safe, especially during busy seasons.
We want you to love the fit! Here's how to find your perfect size: Check the size chart: Each product page has detailed measurements (chest, length, sleeve) so you can compare to your favorite shirt When in doubt, size up: Our shirts run true to size, but if you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, go with the larger option Unisex vs. fitted: Most of our designs come in unisex sizing (roomier fit). Women's fitted styles are noted in the product description Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love and compare it to our size chart rather than going by the size tag alone—brands vary! Still not sure? Contact us at info@botanicalwear.com and we'll help you find the perfect fit.
We stand behind our products with a 30-Day Happiness Guarantee. Not happy with your order for any reason? We've got you covered: 30 days, any reason: From the day you receive your order, you have a full month—no questions asked Full refunds: Simply contact us at info@botanicalwear.com with your order number Easy exchanges: Wrong size? We'll help you swap it out quickly
Keep your Botanical Wear looking fresh with these simple care tips: Wash inside out: Protects the print and keeps colors vibrant Cold water, gentle cycle: Hot water can fade designs over time Tumble dry low or hang dry: High heat can crack prints—low and slow is best Skip the bleach: It's tough on both fabric and printed designs Iron inside out: If needed, iron on the reverse side to avoid the design Pro tip: Treat your gardening shirts like you treat your favorite plants—a little gentle care goes a long way!